Here are ten reasons you might be a dinosaur.
- You have no tattoos and no desire to get one.
- The thought of metal studs piercing your tongue, nipples, or genitals gives you the heebie jeebies.
- You’ve actually used the term heebie jeebies in conversation.
- You think a cell phone is primarily for making phone calls.
- You still use email.
- Your music collection is on CDs.
- You think “reality television” is stupid.
- You’re mystified how a pair of jeans can cost $600.
- You look at your wristwatch when you want to know the time.
- Each day you seem to become a little more invisible to waiters, waitresses, salespeople, and everyone under age 35.
Number of reasons that apply to you:
0 – 3: Party on, dude!
4 – 7: You’re another day older and deeper in debt.
8 – 10: Welcome to Medicare!
3 comments:
Hi Wayne! This is a funny one....only 2 apply to me. I won't say which 2!
And from your other entries, seems like you love to "tinker"!
Carol L.
Only two apply? Are you 25?
When I was a boy I enjoyed taking things apart to see how they worked. I guess some of that curiosity remains.
Items 1 thru 9 apply to me. Yes, we are the same age. At least we were when we were both in the 5th grade.
Imagine what you would need in your house 40 years ago to do what an S5 iPhone can do all by itself now?
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