Friday, December 23, 2016

Trump on Nukes

President-elect Donald Trump tweeted this statement:

America’s nuclear weapons stockpile is aging, and aging nukes must be refurbished from time to time. It’s called stockpile management. One of the top responsibilities of the Department of Energy is maintaining the nuclear stockpile.

So who did Trump pick to head the Department of Energy? None other than Rick Perry, the former governor of Texas, who has declared that he wants to dismantle the Department of Energy. Okay everybody, all together now: “WTF?”  Does anyone see a problem here?

It’s called having your cake and eating it, too. It’s classic Trump.

Trump wants to increase spending on the military while also cutting taxes and reducing the national debt. That is a formula that has been proven to not work. But it’s an easy sell to Congress. Every House member wants more Federal government money spent in his district; every senator wants more money spent in his state; every taxpayer loves a tax cut. Meanwhile, the ostriches in Congress have their heads planted firmly in the sand and they’re all chanting, “We see nothing.”

Monday, December 19, 2016

Miner

The song of the day is Paper Moon from the album Tuanaki by folk-rock, family band Miner. The album title, Tuanaki, is the name of a vanished group of inhabited islets, once part of the Cook Islands.

 

Sunday, December 18, 2016

The Electoral College

Republicans are still gloating over Trump’s election victory. It’s getting tiresome. And they’re forgetting something. Trump won the election but not the vote. Clinton collected 2.5 million more votes than Trump, yet lost the election.The same thing happened in 2000 thanks to the Electoral College.

Conservatives say the Electoral College is a good thing. They say the Founding Fathers did not want a system in which states with big urban populations would dominate mostly-rural states. However, I suspect this explanation was invented ex post facto as a justification for continuing to have an Electoral College. There were no big cities in America in those long-ago days. Ninety-five percent of America’s population lived on farms. In 1790, the population of New York City was 33,131. Why would the Founding Fathers be concerned about something that might happen someday in their future? They would more likely reason that if a situation arose that voters found objectionable, then we would simply amend the Constitution. And we have amended it. In fact, the US constitution has 27 amendments.

But let’s assume my conservative friends are correct and the justification for the Electoral College is to equalize political power between urban and rural populations. The logic that follows is this: dominance of urban populations over rural populations is bad, but dominance of rural populations over larger urban populations is okay. Excuse me, but I really don’t see the logic there. One could argue whether the Electoral College system is better for the country than the doctrine of “one person, one vote.” All I am saying is the Electoral College system is inherently undemocratic. Your vote should count as much as my vote. It’s that simple.

Today, with computers and instantaneous, long-distance communication, the public will know the outcome of an election within hours of the polls closing. Newscasters will provide us with the number of votes cast for each candidate as well as the number of electoral votes each candidate will win. If every elector always votes according to the election results, then the Electoral College accomplishes nothing. It is nothing more than a rubber stamp on an already-known result. In short, there would be no point in having an Electoral College.

But we have one, so there must be a valid reason for it even in today’s computerized, digitized America. And there is – and it’s the same reason the Founding Fathers created an Electoral College system for electing the president. The one and only justification for having an Electoral College is, and always has been, to void an election. The electors can throw out the results of an election and elect someone else. In short, the Electoral College is a circuit-breaker between an ambitious, ego-driven demagogue elected by a duped and manipulated public, and the office of the president. It’s what the framers of the Constitution, who were a little afraid of a direct vote for president, wanted. The difficult questions – to vote the will of the people or to void the election – must be left to the electors and their consciences.

Of course, the “ambitious, ego-driven demagogue” I cite is purely hypothetical. I really can’t think of any presidential aspirant who has immense ambition coupled with a colossal ego. Nope, can’t think of a single one.

Friday, December 16, 2016

A December Day

Today is a Friday. It is late afternoon.  The temperature is 28°F after being 12° last night. A thick overcast obscures the sun, making for a cold, gray day. The weather forecast calls for ice pellets this evening. Ice pellets begin their existence as snowflakes at high altitude. The snowflakes fall into a layer of warm air where they turn into raindrops. The raindrops fall into very cold air near the ground and turn into ice pellets. A tenth of an inch of ice doesn’t sound like much until you try to walk or drive on it. Then, ice is very treacherous.

One winter I was driving to work, and I knew there was “black ice” on my street, so I drove very slowly as I approached an intersection with a stop sign. In fact, my car was going no faster than a person could walk. About 100 feet from the stop sign, I began tapping my brake pedal. Nothing happened, except every time I tapped the brake pedal, my car seemed to go faster. Seemingly in slow motion, my car leisurely slid past the stop sign and stopped in the middle of the intersection.

Another winter, I was driving my Jeep on a four lane divided highway through a rural part of Virginia. The highway was divided by a raised earthen median. There had been an ice storm and bare trees beside the highway glistened with ice, and some trees had branches broken off by the weight of the ice. There were just two vehicles within sight on the highway: my Jeep and a nondescript white sedan ahead of me in my lane. We were driving at the speed limit: 55 mph. The road was covered with snow, but I was pretty sure that under that snow there lurked a coating of ice on the highway. We came upon a tree limb lying beside the road – not unusual, but this limb was lying partly in the right lane.  The driver of the sedan eased his car into the left lane to go past it, as did I. As the sedan driver tried to return to the right lane, his car began to fishtail. The rear of the car went one way, then the other, in increasingly large deviations. Then the car spun around in front of me and veered off the road toward the hilly median. The car hit the median and flipped into the air and came down on its roof on the edge of the road. Though I had been right behind him, I was able to stop my Jeep before it reached the accident, and I pulled off the road and onto the right shoulder. The driver of the sedan crawled out of his car through the side window and walked over to my Jeep. He appeared unhurt.

I put the window down. “Are you okay?” I asked.

“Yeah,” he replied. But then he said, “I think I’ll go into the woods and lie down.” And so he did. I guess he was still some way from “okay.”

Today is also December 16. Is winter here yet? That depends on your definition of winter. For astronomers and scientists, astronomical winter this year begins on December 21. But for weather forecasters, meteorological winter always begins on December 1 – in the northern hemisphere. Down under in the southern hemisphere, the Aussies and Kiwis have their seasons in the wrong months. Their summer is December to February and their winter is June to August. Their autumn is March to May, and their spring is September to November. If you think having all their seasons in the wrong months is weird, know also that they insist on driving on the wrong side of the road. It’s like they live in some bizarre “opposite-world.” Maybe that comes from them being upside down all the time. Anyway, they seem to like it that way.

On Sunday – two days from now – the high temperature is supposed to be 70° with a chance of rain. Sub-freezing one day, balmy two days later: it’s December in Virginia.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Caveman

The song of the day is The State of Mind from the 2016 album Otero War by Brooklyn band Caveman.

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Fake News

Whenever I watched pre-election Trump campaign rallies, I always wondered about the people shouting “Lock her up,” referring to Hillary Clinton. Clinton has never been charged with, much less convicted of, any criminal act. So, on what basis would she be locked up? Would there be an arrest warrant issued by a judge, followed by a trial, followed by inevitable appeals? Or would we just grab her off the street and send her to Sing Sing?

But recently, given the publicity about fake news websites, I began to understand the “lock her up” people. There is probably more fake news on the internet (at least about the Clintons) than real news, and much of it consists of imaginary crimes and made-up conspiracies.

How gullible do you have to be to believe this insane nonsense? I’m surprised that someone hasn’t taken an AR-15 to one of Clinton’s concocted crime scenes to investigate it himself. Oh, wait – someone has.

Before the bizarre “pizzagate” story, Clinton was accused of murdering people – lots of people. Then the ante was upped, and she was accused of eating the people she killed. Then the ante was upped again, and it wasn’t “people,” it was children. Then the story morphed into a child sex ring operated by Clinton and her campaign manager in tunnels under a pizza restaurant. Could the story get any weirder? I guess it could, if Clinton is exposed as a space alien or a robot from the future. And I expect somebody to start that story, because clearly people will believe anything. The faculty of common sense and the ability to stay grounded in reality seem unattainable for a large segment of the populace. Facts don’t matter these days. In the online conspiracy world, reality is what you believe it is, and facts be damned.

The truth about Hillary Clinton is that she is a space Nazi from a secret Nazi base hidden on the far side of the Moon. You read it here first.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

The Bovine Emission Limitation

Sometimes I encounter a news headline that makes me think, “I’m living in an Alternate Universe!”

For example, California recently passed legislation to regulate cow farts. You see, cow farts contain methane, and methane is a greenhouse gas, and releasing greenhouse gases increases global warming, and global warming is bad. Therefore, by airtight, geometric logic, there can be only one conclusion: cow farts must be stopped.

If you find this news to be bizarre and unlikely, go to your favorite search engine and search for California regulates cow farts. Here is a sampling of headlines:

From the U.K.’s Daily Record: Cow fart crackdown in California creates a stink as rebel farmers let rip.

From Ohio’s Country Journal: Hot air experts: California politicians legislate a cap (or cork?) on cow farts.

The Wall Street Journal talks about California’s Cow Police, while The Moderate Voice calls the cow police The Fart Patrol of California.

Wired asks How Can California Cut Methane Emissions if Cows Keep Cutting the Cheese?

That is an excellent question. Meanwhile, I wonder if I’ll be able to get back to my Universe.