The staff here at the VirtualWayne Establishment for Recreational Blogging And Generic Essays (VERBAGE) would like to respond to a recent reader comment that stated, perhaps sarcastically, that this blog produces, on occasion, writing that has entertainment value (i.e., “this drivel is so brilliant, you *must* keep writing”).
All comments are welcome. However, commenters are advised to keep the following guidelines in mind while composing their comments.
- Positive comments will be printed, framed, and displayed on a wall inside the VERBAGE World Headquarters (photo). Negative comments will be printed and fed to the goats we keep behind our building, whereupon said comments will quickly be turned into – you know – goat poo.
- Sarcastic comments should be accompanied by a smiley face so as to indicate sarcasm, which might possibly be too brilliantly composed to be recognized as such. Example:
Let me drop everything and work on your problem.
Finally, the reader should realize that the reason for writing this blog is not to entertain but, rather, to allow us to exercise our fingers while waiting for the start of regular season NFL games on network television. Go RG3!
Have a nice day,
- The Staff
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