Covid Upside

Daily Covid-19 cases in the USA:

 

Daily Covid-19 deaths in the USA:

  

Look at all the Covid cases in the USA! Look at all the deaths! And most of those deaths were entirely preventable. But you can't tell vaccine deniers that they're making a terrible mistake. They won't believe you. So I'm not going to try to tell them. 

We look at Covid deaths as if they were a bad thing. But I try to be positive; I try to look at the upside of everything, even things that seem, at first glance, to be tragedies.

A lot of people are dying from Covid, but think of the upside. There are too many cars on the highways now. If a lot of those drivers would just die of Covid, then driving on our interstate highways would be much more pleasant. It might sound terrible, but it's true! Isn't it? Think about it.

Many cities and towns are much too crowded and it's pushing up home prices. And crime. If millions of homeowners were to die of Covid, home prices would drop like a rock, plus a lot of ugly new housing subdivisions would no longer be necessary. We could enjoy Nature again. And be safer.

Fewer people would be flying and the airports would be less congested. Our demand for diminishing resources would decrease. What with global warming and the never-ending drought out West, Lake Mead would last longer before it's entirely gone. The gamblers in Las Vegas won't have to drink Diet Soda to quench their thirst. The generators at Hoover dam will continue running longer and all the lights will stay on in Vegas. When Lake Mead is finally dry, then those Las Vegans can break out the candles in the casinos. That should be something to see. 

Many anti-vaxxers get deathly ill but because of modern medicine, they recover and go home. This is unfortunate. I advise anti-vaxxers to stick to their guns. When you get sick, sit in bed and chant, "It's just a cold, it's just a cold, it will go away." Really believe it. Don't let anyone talk you into going to the hospital. They just might put you on a breathing machine and take away your God-given right to die in misery.

I've already blogged about my Covid-19 vaccinations. The first one was a piece of cake. The second one made me feel achy for a day, but after that it was all good. But that was my experience. Your experience could be much worse. So don't take a chance. Stay away from all needles. Don't even get a flu shot. As the old saying goes, "It's better to be sorry than safe."

Oh yeah, those pesky masks. Don't buy one. If you already did, then burn it. Remember, there is no such thing as Covid, and there is no point in protecting yourself from imaginary diseases.

One last thing. Thanks for being an anti-vaxxer and taking yourself (and possibly some family and friends) out of the picture. We remaining humans will be grateful for the extra space you're giving us.