Sunday, June 30, 2024

Sales

Nuria, my domestic partner, works at a well-known department store. It's called Macy's. She has a flex-time job which means she works 20 to 25 hours per week. Despite this, her sales numbers are ranked number one or number two most weeks, meaning she is outselling full time employees. She also opens more credit cards than the other ladies. How does she do this?

Nuria doesn't wait to be approached by a customer. She walks around the store and asks people if she can help them find what they want. She meets and greets customers and tries to help them. Meanwhile, many of her colleagues are standing in small groups in their departments, talking small talk and polishing their nails. So Nuria is out in the store selling products while her colleagues are waiting for a customer to come to them. Of course, this makes Nuria a leader in sales.

Her colleagues don't like Nuria's outstanding sales record and some of them are now telling Nuria that she should let some of them have credit for a portion of Nuria's sales. They want to have the appearance of doing a better job than they are really doing. They are jealous of Nuria and want to steal the credit for some of Nuria's work.

This really disturbs Nuria, and I don't blame her. I told her, don't give away your number one position in sales just because some people around you are lazy or incompetent. I know she works hard to make sales and I think it's only fair that she is recognized for it. 

What do you think? Do you think Nuria should give credit for some of her sales to her under-performing colleagues, thus misleading the store management? Or do you think hard work should be rewarded with recognition?

Monday, June 24, 2024

Flat Tires

These events happened many years ago.

I got into my vehicle and I drove twenty miles to Richmond, Virginia. I went into a store and when I came out I saw that my right front tire was partially deflated.  I assumed (correctly) that there was enough air remaining in the tire to get me home. When I got to my hometown I went to an auto shop to get the tire repaired. Imagine our (the mechanic and I) surprise when we found a spoon inside the tire. Yes, a freakin' teaspoon. That was the cause of the flat tire. Normally, one might expect to find a nail, or possibly a screw, to be the cause of a flat tire. But this was a teaspoon. Strange s**t happens to me.

Another time, also many years ago, I was driving home from work and my car developed a flat tire. I got out the jack and the spare tire and I began removing the lug nuts holding the flat tire onto the wheel. I removed all of the lug nuts except for one nut. It was "frozen" to the wheel stud and I could not turn it. After struggling with it for a while, I hired a mechanic to chisel that lug nut off the wheel stud. Of course I could have chiseled it off myself, but I don't carry a hammer nor a cold chisel with me in my car. Silly me. And I was in the Boy Scouts. "Be prepared" is their motto. Or rather, that was their motto back in the day when the Boy Scouts was for boys and not boys and girls. When are the Boy Scouts going to change their name? Like, to Boy and Girl Scouts. Or maybe, People Scouts? Hey: are the Girl Scouts admitting boys now?

I know. Off topic. Waaay off topic. It's almost midnight and I'm typing in a dark room with a couple shots of vodka on my desk beside my keyboard. Sorry about that. Uh ...  no I'm not. Not at all.

Those were the times.

Sunday, June 16, 2024

Hey Baby

Nuria got home from work and was tired. She didn't feel like cooking. So I drove us to a nearby Texas Roadhouse restaurant. 

We entered the building and a hostess—a young white girl—greeted us. I would guess she was 17 or 18 years old. She said to me, "Hey baby, follow me." We began following her, and I—not fond of being disrespected by children—said to her, "Say 'Hey baby' again and I'll kick you out the front door." I didn't mean it literally, of course. It was my way of saying I don't like being disrespected.

She showed us to a booth and gave us menus and disappeared. A minute passed and a young black waitress walked past our booth and, without looking at us, said "Hey baby."

So now it was on.

I stood and walked to the front of the restaurant and asked to speak with the manager. I told the manager—a young (compared to me) black man—what had happened. He asked me where we were seated and I showed him. A new waitress quickly appeared. She was the sweetest person I have encountered in a long time. Her name tag read "Hannah" and she was friendly and smiled a lot. From the first moment we saw her until we left the restaurant, she was friendly and very helpful. Hannah deserves some kind of reward for exceptional customer service and courtesy. We did leave a tip, of course, but I mean something beyond that. If I ever go back to that restaurant it will be because of the customer service we received from Hannah.

Some people have manners and some people don't. I think it comes down to what their parents taught them. We see the result of poor parenting all around us. And occasionally, we are fortunate to see the result of good parenting.

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Paraprosdokians

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ...but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up—we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of an emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17.  I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find someone older than me.

Sadly this is true!!! 

Spread the Laughter, Share the Cheer,
Let's be Happy, while we're here!

Bookkeeping

When I heard Bill Maher say the following on his show Real Time, I had to laugh.

"It says a lot about justice in America ... Trump was convicted for falsifying business documents, Hunter was convicted for lying on his gun application ... I think it just shows that porn, lying, election interference, drugs, guns, that's all good, but do not fuck with bookkeeping in America ..."

Irony is funny because there is truth in it.

Thursday, June 13, 2024

ChatGPT

ChatGPT is an artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot that uses natural language processing to create humanlike conversational dialogue. I use it now and then. I am exploring its possibilities and I thought that it might be interesting to my readers to see what AI can do today. So I decided to ask a short question, and it responded with its answer in less than two seconds. It was probably processing hundreds or perhaps thousands of other requests at the same time it answered mine. So here, below, was our interaction:


Me:

my blog is at https://virtualwayne.blogspot.com - can you suggest a topic for a new blog post

ChatGPT:

Your blog, Virtual Wayne, covers a variety of intriguing topics, from personal reflections and everyday observations to philosophical musings and stories about daily life. Here are a few ideas for your next blog post:

Exploring Insect Consciousness: Building on your post about roach consciousness, delve deeper into the scientific research on insect awareness and behavior. Discuss how this changes our perspective on dealing with pests and the ethical implications of insect suffering.

Nuria’s Sales Strategies: Write a detailed post about effective sales techniques, inspired by Nuria's success at Macy's. Include tips on customer engagement, the importance of bilingual skills, and handling workplace conflicts gracefully. This could serve as a practical guide for retail workers aiming to improve their performance.

Music as a Reflection of Emotions: Given your interest in music, explore how different genres and songs reflect various emotional states. You could analyze a few favorite tracks and discuss how they resonate with your personal experiences or broader societal moods.

The Ethics of Karma: Expand on the idea of karma mentioned in your reflections on killing pests. Discuss how different cultures and religions interpret karma, and how these interpretations affect our daily actions and decisions.

The Role of Flex Work in Modern Retail: Drawing from Nuria's experience with flexible hours at Macy's, examine the pros and cons of flex work in the retail industry. Consider how this impacts employee satisfaction, productivity, and customer service.

Daily Philosophies: Finding Meaning in the Mundane: Reflect on how everyday experiences, like dealing with pests or working a retail job, offer deeper life lessons and philosophical insights. This could be a thoughtful piece on finding meaning and mindfulness in routine activities.

These topics not only build on your existing posts but also offer fresh perspectives that can engage your readers. Happy blogging!


The above response indicated that ChatGPT read five of my most recent posts. My blog has 1,979 published posts plus 53 posts that are still in the draft stage. Artificial Intelligence is already very powerful and it's just beginning. It will grow exponentially. Will it be a Blessing or a Curse? They say the devil is in the details, and humans had better watch out for those details.

Wednesday, June 12, 2024

The Next President

On Tuesday, November 5, 2024, Americans will go to the polls to elect a president. Biden is 81, and if he wins the election he will be 82 when he is sworn in. Some people say that Biden is too old to serve another term as president. I agree. But I feel the same way about Trump.

On June 14, 2024, Trump will turn 78. Is he too old to be president? Most voters are not as concerned about Trump's age as they are about Trump's character and temperament.

Here are the words that came to mind when members of a focus group were asked about Biden:

  • "Struggling"
  • "Senile"
  • "Concerned"

Here are the words that came to mind when members of a focus group were asked about Trump:

  • "Jackass"
  • "Unhinged"
  • "Offensive"

In a country with hundreds of millions of people, these two guys are the best candidates we have for the highest office in the land?

Here are the words that come to my mind: "We're screwed."

Sunday, June 9, 2024

Elections

My last post discussed Trump and his legal problems. He has been convicted in four trials -- two civil cases and two criminal cases -- that involved 42 jurors. He has lost those trials by 42 - 0. The 42 jurors were picked at random. In Virginia (my state), potential jurors are selected randomly by the jury commissioners using lists designated by the courts, such as the voter registration list and the driver's license list. In some courts, this is done by hand, and in others, it is done by computer. The aim is to be as impartial as possible.

Trump says the civil and the criminal cases were rigged, just as he says the 2016 election was rigged against him. He offers no evidence to support this rigging and no explanation of how it would be possible, other than the statement that if he lost an election or trial then it was rigged against him.

Recall that Trump lost the 2016 presidental election to Hillary Clinton. Trump became president because he won the Electoral College -- an institution that dates back, literally, to the days of travel by horse and wagon. The United States is the only country that still uses the antiquated Electoral College system.

And speaking of the Electoral College, other countries that have given up using an Electoral College system and moved to Direct Elections are:

Latin America

  • Brazil
  • Columbia
  • Argentina
  • Paraguay
  • Chile
Europe
  • Norway
  • Finland
  • France
  • Spain
China

South Korea

Apartheid South Africa


The United States stands alone among nations in using the unfair Electoral College System. Why do I call it "unfair"?

I'll give you one example. Consider the state of California. All of California's electoral votes will go to the candidate who wins the election in the state, even if he wins by just one vote. 270 electoral votes are needed to elect the president and vice president, and the candidate who wins in California will have 54 votes from that state alone. If a candidate wins in California, that one state will give him 20% of the electoral votes that he needs to win the national election, even if he won the state by only 1 vote!

Does that sound fair? Of course not! Why does the U.S. use an antiquated election system when the rest of the world uses the "one man, one vote" rule to elect their leaders? Can it be that Congressmen and Senators know which side their bread is buttered on? Can it be that the people who make our laws don't really want a fair election?

Hillary Clinton got the most votes in the 2016 presidential election, but Donald Trump became the new president. 

Tell me again how elections are supposed to work.

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Trump

A reader of my blog asked me to write about Donald Trump. The first thing that comes to my mind is Trump's many legal problems. So let's examine them. Here's an overview of Trump's legal issues and accusations:

Criminal Indictments and Charges

  1. New York Criminal Case (Manhattan District Attorney)

    • Charges: 34 felony counts of falsifying business records.
    • Context: These charges stem from allegations that Trump was involved in a scheme to pay hush money to adult film actress Stormy Daniels to cover up an alleged affair and then falsified business records to cover up the payments. The case is being prosecuted by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.
    • Outcome: A 12-person jury found Trump guilty on all counts. Trump has vowed to appeal the conviction.
  2. Classified Documents Case (Mar-a-Lago)

    • Charges: 37 criminal counts, including willful retention of national defense information, conspiracy to obstruct justice, and making false statements.
    • Context: This case involves allegations that Trump mishandled classified documents after leaving office and obstructed efforts to retrieve them. Special Counsel Jack Smith is leading this investigation.
    • Observation: I have handled classified documents, and I have created classified documents. I authored the documents, and I stamped them with the appropriate classification and a reference to the section of the legal code that governed the classification, but I did not own the documents. They belonged to the organization that employed me. Every night the documents were locked in a special file cabinet in my workplace. I could not take documents home with me. For more information on classified documents, go here
  3. January 6th Capitol Riot

    • Charges: 4 federal charges, including conspiracy to defraud the United States, conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, obstruction of an official proceeding, and conspiracy to violate civil rights.
    • Context: Trump is accused of efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election, which culminated in the violent attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. This case is also being prosecuted by Special Counsel Jack Smith.
    • Observation: the Capitol riot is detailed here.
  4. Georgia Election Interference Case

    • Charges: Multiple felony counts, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit election fraud, solicitation of election fraud, and making false statements.
    • Context: This case involves allegations that Trump and others attempted to interfere with the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia. Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is leading this investigation.
    • Observation: this case is detailed here.  

Other Legal Issues and Investigations

  1. Civil Fraud Case (New York Attorney General)

    • Charges: Trump, his family, and his business are accused of inflating asset values to secure favorable loans and insurance terms.
    • Context: New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a lawsuit seeking $250 million in damages and barring the Trumps from serving as officers of any New York-based companies.
  2. Defamation and Sexual Assault Cases

    • Charges: Trump has faced multiple civil suits alleging defamation and sexual assault, including from E. Jean Carroll, who accused him of rape and subsequent defamation when he denied the allegations.

At this date (June 1, 2024) Donald Trump is running for the office of President of the United States of America. The U.S. Constitution states in it's 14th Amendment, Section 3, that:

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

It would seem that the 14th Amendment, Section 3, would bar Trump from holding office again. But it's not that simple. The applicability of the 14th Amendment, Section 3, to Donald Trump is a matter of legal interpretation and is currently a subject of debate. 

Key Considerations

  1. Previous Oath: Donald Trump, as a former President, took an oath to support the Constitution.
  2. Engagement in Insurrection or Rebellion: The key question is whether Trump's actions related to the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot constitute "engagement in insurrection or rebellion." This term is not precisely defined in the Constitution and would require interpretation by courts or legislative bodies.
  3. Legal and Judicial Proceedings: Applying Section 3 would likely require a judicial or congressional determination. Various lawsuits and legislative actions might be pursued to address this issue. There have been attempts to use this provision in various states to disqualify Trump from appearing on ballots, but these efforts would need to be resolved through the legal system.

Arguments For and Against

  • For Application:

    • Proponents argue that Trump’s actions leading up to and during the January 6th events, including his speech and alleged incitement, amount to engagement in insurrection.
    • Legal scholars and some lawmakers assert that Section 3 was designed to prevent individuals who have betrayed their oath from holding office again.
  • Against Application:

    • Opponents argue that Trump's actions do not meet the legal definition of "insurrection or rebellion."
    • Some believe that using this provision would set a concerning precedent and should be avoided unless there is a clear, unambiguous case.

Current Status

As of now, no definitive legal ruling has been made on whether the 14th Amendment, Section 3, disqualifies Donald Trump from holding office again. The issue remains contentious and would likely require resolution through the courts or a significant legislative process.

In summary, while there are arguments and efforts to apply the 14th Amendment, Section 3, to Donald Trump, its application is not straightforward and would necessitate judicial interpretation and possibly legislative action.