In Florida, Just Keep On Driving

I’ve blogged about Florida before. In this post I wrote about a central Florida man who was shot twice because he complained about the slow service in a pizza restaurant. I also wrote about a central Florida man who fatally shot his roommate during an argument over how to prepare pork chops.

Now, there’s been a shooting in a Tampa Bay area movie theater. A retired police captain shot the man sitting in front of him because the man wouldn’t stop texting. The man was killed – his wife was hit by the bullet and was injured. The movie had not begun when the shooting occurred.

If you have to drive through central Florida, I recommend that you do not stop your vehicle. Do not stop for pizza. Do not discuss with anyone how food should be prepared. Do not text anyone until you are well clear of the crazy zone.

And good luck.