It’s super bowl Sunday. If you’ve been good, the super bowl bunny will leave a present for you under your super bowl tree. No, that’s … uh, let me start over.
It’s super bowl Sunday. If you’ve been good, the super bowl fairy will leave a surprise for you under your pillow. Wait. That’s not … uh, let’s try this again.
It’s super bowl Sunday. You haven’t been good and you damn well know it. You get nothing. But guys: take your wife or girlfriend to a sports bar and buy her beer and nachos. I mean, buy yourself beer and nachos. Some bars will do a two-fer; buy one order of nachos for yourself and get a free order of nachos for your lady. In the restaurant trade they’re called “bonus nachos.” If you go to a Mexican restaurant today, impress the waiter by saying “¡Hombre! ¡Bonus nachos para mi amigo!”
Sorry … that was a long trip to get to an inside joke, but I had to do it.
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