I was talking with a friend in Texas about this Covid19 tracking app situation, and I had a great idea. It’s an app for getting laid. If you’re a man, you fill in your physical characteristics and what you’re looking for in a woman. If you’re a woman, you fill in your physical characteristics and what you’re looking for in a man.
Physical characteristics would be age, height, weight, skin color, hair color, eye color—you get the idea. When two people pass each other, the phones swap information by Bluetooth and if there’s a match the phones alert you. There could even be a swap of photos and phone numbers or email addresses. The advantage here is you wouldn’t have to guess if the other person is available and willing; your phones will tell you.
It would be a lot more useful and fun than a swap of Covid19 information. Think of the joy it would bring to millions of people. My brain is constantly working on ways to improve the human condition, and I think this sex partner locator app will be a winner. I might have to learn to write code for phones if no one else runs with this idea. Assuming, of course, that I can get it past those prudes guarding the app stores.
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